Saturday 7 May 2011

6 Pop Artists Who Should Be Replaced By Nerdcore Music Artists

By Paul Nyhart


Here's a question: will you pass up hearing the likes of Jeremih or Katy Perry should they were no longer on the radio? In the event you replied yes, you are either a) a 15 year old girl or B) somebody who wears sunglasses indoors. Should you emphatically replied no, you're probably one of the countless silent Americans who don't really know the best place to turn with regards to discovering music that truly has a message as well as speaks to issues close to them (have you kissed a girl and did you like it?)

Pop Musicians are a dime a dozen and for the most part will be cranking out hits such as factories crank out car parts or fastfood chains crank out burgers. Wouldn't it be great to give ourselves some assortment, particularly something that spoke to the lifestyle of game enthusiasts? Nerdcore doesn't pretend to be pop music, and that is why it had good results amongst individuals who are looking for something diverse. It's music which is completely unique, has a message, and a ton of unknown artists who are talented but not known. I think it is time we gave Nerdcore more "air-time."

Listed here are six Pop Musicians who should be replaced by Nerdcore Music artists:

Nerdcore Artist: Dual Core

Replacing: New Boyz

While turning the "S" in boys to "Z" teeters dangerously close to 1337sp34K, this group of youngsters not lawfully old enough to purchase Goldschlager, would be missed by merely a handful of men and women, probably beginning with Ray J as well as concluding with the artist's parents. Their number one tune on iTunes says volumes about how excellent of a contribution the band has made to music:

I Met a group of girls in a Escalade

I Met a group of girls in a Escalade

Met met a group of girls in a Escalade

They came with you and left with me

It is considered the lyrics were inspired by a combination of John Lennon's sound as well as a dream Ozzy Osbourne had. Nerdcore rise-up...

Nerdcore Artist: Optimus Rhyme

Replacing: P Diddy/Puff Daddy/Daddy Puff/The man from those cologne advertisements

P Diddy is quite the anomaly. The Puff Daddy and the Family album is still among my favorites to this day, as well as the impressive Mo' Money single with Mase (when was the last time you heard that guy's name?) is still one of the most memorable music videos of the 1990's.

P Diddy is actually a brand name, a commodity...he's been intelligent enough to control his brand and ensure he was the man pulling the strings. His songs has grown into much more of a marketing tool, and he is much more replaceable than any music performer not named Rebecca Black, even though slightly less creative (at least she has her very own original records).

Nerdcore Artist: MC Chris

Replacing: Nicki Minaj

In the most befuddling mystery ever since the Egyptian pyramids, Nicki Minaj is one of the most successful music artists of all-time. That's primarily based off the simple fact that she's the sole artist to have 7 records in the Billboard Top 100 simultaneously. Look at yet another fact, though...all but one of those were cameos to songs by Ludacris, Wayne, Trey Songz, Usher, Sean Kingston, and Jay Sean.

Can she survive on her own? Most likely. Should we need to consistently keep listening to find out. Here's hoping we don't have to...

Nerdcore Artist: YT Cracker

Replacing: Jeremih

I bet you thought I was going to propose replacing "Eminem" didn't you? Yet that will have been, well, absurd. Eminem speaks his mind as well as doesn't actually care what other people think...you'd have to think that his massive success is tied directly to fan demand to experience genuine artists...yet the executives doing the decisions must feel otherwise.

But, I digress, we're swapping out Jerimih, the man who loves birthday sex and wants you down on him. He's incredibly popular, drives luxury vehicles and is a star. Hey, I'm sold...the question is, just how many more songs would it take in order to know that Jermih is a filthy rich superstar, until we stop caring?

I thought I told you Imma star

You see the ice, you see the cars

Flashy lights, everywhere we are,

Live tonight, like there's no tomorrow

Painfully enough, we're still finding out.

Nerdcore Artist: Beefy

Replacing: T-Pain

I always remember T-Pain's debut single "I'm Sprung." A track dedicated to his spouse, which actually offered some exclusive insight into the conflicting dynamics of (dare I mention it) love.

Yet now, T-Pain is known as that dude from the I'm on a Boat music video who apparently really loves money (just like everyone else) and all he does is win, win, win...no matter what (like Charlie Sheen). He'd be easy to replace - get rid of the autotune and make him put 5 grand in a jar everytime he mentions the word money in a record and he'd make music for Ke$ha this time in a few days.

Nerdcore Artist: MC Frontalot

Replacing: will.i.am

He is Will. Not Will Smith. The one guy from the Black Eyed Peas that really speaks. He's become among the most prominent producers/beat makers in the music industry. He's a God among the women running on their treadmill machines, looking for that extra boost to get them going (try this should you really want to go big) but to anybody searching for genuine songs, he' merely another guy creating filler which rocks the hell out of a half-time show, but does not do it for anybody searching for a jolt of inspiration or something that they could relate to (that's exactly what music is supposed to do, remember).

Stepped up in the party like my name was "that b***h".

All these haters mad because I'm so established.

They know I'm a beast, yeah I'm a f**king savage

Haters you can kill yourself.

And so let it be written, let it be told...

But do not take my word for it, take a look at the video playlist and let me know if you believe the world is prepared for more Nerdcore.




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